I Hate Men
I hate men. I can't abide them even now and then. Than ever mary one of them I'd rest a virgin rather. For husbands are a boring lot and only give you bother. Of course i'me awefully glad taht mother had to marry father, but I hate men.
Of all the types I've ever met w/in our democracy, I hate the most the athlete with his maner bold and brassy. He may have hair upon his chest, but sister, so has lassy, oh i hate men.
I hate Men. Their worth upon this earth I dinna ken. Avoid the traveling salesman, though a tempting tom he may be. From China he will bring you jade and perfumes from araby. but don't forget 'tis he who'll have the fun and ye the baby. Oh I hate men.
If thow shouldst wed a business man be wary, oh, be wary. He'll tell you he's detained in town on business necessary. His business is the business which he gives his secretary, oh I hate men!
From all I've read alone in bed from A to Zed about 'em, since love is blind then from the mind all women kind should rout 'em....
Meredith: But Ladies, you must answer, too, what would we do with out them?
All: [pause] NAH! Still I hate men-NUH!!!!